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Today, I was changing the oil on my car. I decided to pretend I was delivering a baby as I was removing the oil filter. I got really into it and was screaming things like "I see the head," and when I removed it, I said "Oh, it's a boy!" As I reach for my rag to clean it, I saw my neighbor's boots. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6553) - you deserved it (37322)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:29pm - misc - by nwalsh2009 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Haha, you totally deserved it! While it's funny, it's not too bad. A little embarrassment never hurt anyone.

#1 - On 12/18/2009 at 3:35am by helennaa

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Dude, you have problems!

#4 - On 12/18/2009 at 3:52am by fmliknow

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