Today, I woke up to my boyfriend's crazy ex, who let herself in with her old key. She screamed at me to get out of "her" bed, snatched "her" blanket off of my body, and finally dragged the bed itself out the door. I was still in it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21651) - you totally deserved it (1730)
On 12/15/2009 at 5:45pm - misc - by jellyfish_ftw (woman) - United States (Illinois)
(+3)You didn't even lift a finger or anything? Damn, you're one lazy bitch. Maybe the boyfriend isn't even worth shit.
#23 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:42pm by powersmoke
(+1)Maybe it actually was her bed, like maybe she paid for it originally and just wanted to pick up all her old stuff and give all his stuff back to him. only the stuff that was originally hers couldn't fit in a small box...
I wonder how she got that sh!t home lol, i can see a minivan with a bed on top with a soccer mom-like chick in the front seat all red faced.Maybe thats just me though....Nahh
(+1)The 'ihatestacy' website looks more like some bimbo desperate for attention, or a thinly veiled advertisement for adult friend finder than an ex boyfriend's revenge.
OP: Why were you just sitting in the bed while it was being dragged out of the house? If you're not going to kick her ass, at least get out of the damn bed.
(0)yeah.. why didnt you get out of her bed? If her bed was in his place they were probabaly living together and didnt break up too long ago if her bed and blanket were still there. It doesnt sound like shes all that psycho to me. It sounds like she needed her bed back and shes pissed off that some chick is sleeping in it and wouldnt get out until she drug it out the door
#112 - On 12/16/2009 at 1:09pm by catwest8686
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not her damn bed. it was his bed and his blanket which she had used when she was there, during the time they were dating. i guess she should have also taken his toilet, since she used that too. and since she later informed my boyfriend that she destroyed the bed with an axe and then burned it in her back yard........i'm gonna go ahead and assume that she didn't have any use for the bed itself.
god, people are dumb.
#131 - On 12/16/2009 at 9:29pm by jellyfish_ftw
(-2)he was at work, with no idea any of this was happening.
#63 - On 12/16/2009 at 12:31am by jellyfish_ftw
(+1)Uhm why didn't he change the locks? She's a crazy bitch and he's a dumb fuck.
FYL indeed.
#3 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:05pm by xkonstantine125x
(+1)Changing the locks on the door wouldn't have helped. If his ex-girlfriend is strong enough to drag the entire bed with her still in it his ex is probably also strong enough to just kick the door in. Is she a body builder?
(0)nah, she'd probably be too pissed at the fact that he changed the locks to kick the door down, and go slut it up at the bar to prove "she's still desirable"
#41 - On 12/15/2009 at 10:16pm by turdburgers
(-1)Why were you still in it after she told you to get out then?
#6 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:11pm by jesusjammies
(+1)What I wanna know is, why did you stay in the bed while she dragged it out of the door?
#8 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:12pm by prttyyngthng
(0)I guess the "I woke up" part is the key. When I wake up I need some time to react to what's happening, even if I'm being dragged out of my apartment in my bed.
#37 - On 12/15/2009 at 9:46pm by Coccinelle
(-2)exactly. all i could do was stare at her over the edge of the blanket and wonder what the fuck she was doing there. i got out of the bed when she went He-Woman on it, obviously.
#65 - On 12/16/2009 at 12:43am by jellyfish_ftw
(0)how big is your bed?
and how big is your doorway? .D.
#9 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:12pm by originalusername
(+2)Sounds like she bought the bed with "her" money and so she wants "her" bed back. And "her" blanket too.
Too bad she didn't call first. She must have forgotten "her" old phone number.
#10 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:12pm by I_am_stupid_also
(0)thanks for sharing, "i_am_stupid_also". nice to see that you realize you're an idiot - they say admission is the first step to recovery. you're right, the fact that she was with my boyfriend at one point means that all of his posessions belong to her. good job.
#68 - On 12/16/2009 at 12:44am by jellyfish_ftw
i'd feel sorry for you, o.p., if you weren't such a negative bitch. it seems your boyfriend has a thing for crazies.
#71 - On 12/16/2009 at 12:49am by Sam_Licker81
(+1)come on. it's FML, and i just had a hell of a day. i don't have to be nice to stupid people who try to make it worse.
#79 - On 12/16/2009 at 1:05am by jellyfish_ftw
(0)don't feel bad OP, "sam licker" looks like the spawn of Cher and a retarded clown
#119 - On 12/16/2009 at 4:09pm by kaleid0scopeEyes
(+1)and while she was screaming and dragging the bed out the door, you didn't think to get off of it and maybe get yourself into a less vulnerable position (ie standing up)?
also, that is one wide door for her to drag the whole bed out of it without flipping it sideways. in which case you would have just fallen off anyway
#11 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:15pm by maipinkbear
(0)wtf is she a man?
how the hell did she drag the entire bed out the door with you in it?
shes a PSYCHO he should have changed his locks a long time ago
#12 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:16pm by bambition7
(+1)This scenario happened to a friend of mine, w/o the bed being moved. He got a black eye instead. So at least you didn't get punched in your sleep, if that helps.
#13 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:17pm by jesusjammies
How the frick do you drag a bed out the door with a person in it?
#15 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:20pm by krislee00
(+1)you shoulda kicked her little ass, wrapped her in the blanket, and rolled her down a hill! >:-0
#16 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:22pm by xoluvinshayxo
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lmao.................i like that. i came up with all my good reactions AFTER the fact though, which sucked.
#82 - On 12/16/2009 at 1:07am by jellyfish_ftw
(+1)Why does she still have a key? Why hasnt the locks been changed?
#17 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:28pm by Reality_bites
(+1)I sure hope you got the locks changed after that. Or that you got her key back. But being a psycho, chances are she made copies of it to keep, so changing the locks is still the best solution
#18 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:28pm by marc_with_a_c
(+1)You better change all the locks in the house. I will not be surprised if she does this again, or something worse.
(+2)Soooo many discrepancies. Why does she still have a key in the first place? Why aren't the locks changed? And as far as I know, you have to tilt the frame at the very least to get it out a door. I don't think so.
#21 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:38pm by Back_In_Action
(-2)OP, replying. lissen up bitches.
she still had a key because she still had "stuff she needed" at the apartment and was too lazy to get it at a reasonable time (like, right after the breakup). there's still shit of hers there. because of the word limit on fml's, i wasn't able to clarify that once she started dragging the bed, i got out of it. she had her sister waiting with a mini van outside, and since it was only the mattress and boxspring of a double bed, she was able to get it out on the strength of her pure psychobitch rage, i guess. and since i'm basically a zombie for the first half hour after i wake up, i didn't start thinking of ways to kick her ass until after she was gone.
#64 - On 12/16/2009 at 12:39am by jellyfish_ftw
(-2)Yeah, except you're still a friggin' idiot, and the word limit isn't responsible for that. "...dragged the bed itself out the door. I was still in it." She started dragging while you were still in it, but she didn't get it out the door with you still in it. No. Your dumbfuckery is not excused.
#86 - On 12/16/2009 at 1:55am by plethora
(0)what a strong and talented girl to be able to drag a bed with a person in it out a small door.
#22 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:41pm by thesunwillshine3
(0)FYL. Why? Because you were too dumb to maybe, oh I dunno, get out of the bed and either call the cops or defend yourself. Also, like others have asked, how the hell did she drag the entire bed out the door with you IN it? Must have the world's widest doorway.
Sucks that the ex is a psycho, though.
(+2)What kind of idiot boyfriend stands there and lets his ex go rampaging through the apartment? Where was he, and what kind of business could he have had to attend to that he wasn't tossing the hussy out on the streets, much less call the cops?!?!? Seriously...the op fails.
#26 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:51pm by xxreikoxx
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my boyfriend was at work, and i was still half asleep. still not a win, but hey....that's why it's an FML.
#72 - On 12/16/2009 at 12:49am by jellyfish_ftw
(0)After reading over your FML (again), OP, I sympathize with the being woken up part. On the other hand, however, your boyfriend is a complete idiot for not taking back the key at once upon the breakup and tossing what lady psycho had on the front steps, or changing the locks. There's no sympathy there. Can lady psycho prove that said items are/were hers? Either way, she loses.
As for the complications that you caused in responding to these comments, you should seriously learn to think before you type. Your FML could've also been worded more appropriately to include that sir idiot was at work when said actions took place.
#137 - On 12/17/2009 at 12:03am by xxreikoxx
(-1)you stayed in bed while she did all this? you're either too lazy to get up or you're deaf. I don't know about this FML, really sketchy.
#27 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:53pm by hXcsoccerplaya
Man I've seen Jehovah's Witnesses get more in-your-face than that. Get this weak shit outta here.
#29 - On 12/15/2009 at 9:11pm by shaister
(-1)XD this sounds like such a comedy. Imagine the girl in the fml doing nothing but screaming and arguing while the ex maneuvers the bed through the corners of the house and tilts it through the door.
#31 - On 12/15/2009 at 9:12pm by giosthename
(0)yeah he should have asked for his key back and if failing that get new locks
#34 - On 12/15/2009 at 9:34pm by redshortsx
(+1)Echo in here: call the cops. In the moment, of course, you do what you have to do to defend yourself. As soon as it passes, change the locks. I don't understand why this wasn't already done. I doubt this is the first time she's engaged in threatening or downright assaultive behavior.
And this might be a great time to take a self-defense course if you haven't already. If she's this weird and already at the level where she's breaking in, there is really no telling where she'll stop. I'm a court reporter and have reported many cases where this kind of behavior escalates. It might be worth it to get a restraining order, as well. If you can't afford an attorney and don't qualify for the services of Legal Aid, most courthouses now have a Self-Help Center where paralegals will help you deal with paperwork and the various hassles involved in coming before a judge to request such an order.
And yes, as I understand it, you are breaking in as the law describes it even if you have a key. I believe that this comes under the heading of what's known as constructive breaking.
(+1) sombody call 911
shawtys stuck on her ass for
a crazy bed ride by a crazy whore
she even fit through the door
never even hit the floor
what are you still reading this for
#36 - On 12/15/2009 at 9:44pm by soccerrocks
(+1)If she still has a key to the apartment, I think you need to have a talk with your boyfriend.
#42 - On 12/15/2009 at 10:21pm by seven_to_twelve
(0)given the kinds of posts we've seen lately i'm not even convinced she's an ex. She may well be the off-and-on again girlfriend who just moved to nevada to be closer to her boyfriend. lol. your boyfriend's probably playing you.
#43 - On 12/15/2009 at 10:22pm by _sourpatchkid
(+2)This honestly pretty much happened to me about a year ago. I started staying with my boyfriend to the point of basically living together. We both left a party the night before where his ex was at. Him and a few mutual friends went back to calm everything down after we came home. I woke up at 7 a.m. to a phone call from his phone and him still not in bed. It was his ex on his phone screaming at me to get out of HER bed and HER house. And that he was HER boyfriend and I needed to leave. I thought it was a joke and that the crazy bitch had got his phone out of his pocket while he was passed out or something. Nope. She handed the phone to him right next to her. He said he was just really confused and they had a long talk. I told him to promptly go fuck himself and to have fun with crazy bitch. And I left.
(0)That is a terrible experience... What a jerk-- he couldn't end things to your face.
#149 - On 12/21/2009 at 11:44pm by moniquegenieve
(+1)Wow... how hard is it to believe? One, break up with ex, not know she's crazy. Two, she has made copies of her key in case of you breaking up with her. Three, said crazy bitch lets her self in, gets angry, and pulls the bed with the disoriented occupant (since she just woke up) out the door. When trying to pull the bed out, she inadvertently turns it sideways, causing the occupant to fall off, now probably hurt and still disoriented. Not impossible, and not that improbable, either.
#46 - On 12/15/2009 at 10:48pm by pseudocynic
(0)none of these commenters have encountered a truly crazy, manic ex. adrenaline is what helps her heave the bed. that and a lot of crazy. all these events could happen in the span of 5 seconds and you wouldnt even know what hit you.
(0)Wow. That would be soooo awkward. I would probably call the cops.
#52 - On 12/15/2009 at 11:24pm by HarrietPotter
(0)sometimes I wonder if stuff here is real. course women are crazy and are capable of pulling shit off like that.
(0)Where was your boyfriend? If that were me she would've gotten her ass kicked on the spot.
#55 - On 12/15/2009 at 11:31pm by CarterColbie
(+1)Isn't anyone else wondering how the ex has the superpowers to "drag a bed out the door"?
I mean... unless she sleeps in a freaking race car bed or something without a substantial, full-sized mattress and headboard...
#56 - On 12/15/2009 at 11:36pm by IllegalLight
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it was a double-size mattress and boxspring.
#75 - On 12/16/2009 at 12:52am by jellyfish_ftw
(+1)What!? How in the world can you wake up to somebody screaming at you and ripping blankets off you and not do anything, that bitch would have got punched square in the jaw on principle for waking me up like that.
#58 - On 12/15/2009 at 11:40pm by See_Air_Ah
(0)Part of me is with some of the commentators who say that the ex is just getting her things, but the other part of me feels that this girl isn't really an ex and is still seeing the OP's boyfriend. Perhaps the OP is the other woman.
(0)Ok listen to this: To make a bed pass through the door, you have to put it on its side, so how did you manage to stay on the bed?? Either it was a big ass door or a very small bed....
#62 - On 12/16/2009 at 12:30am by bballboy91
(0)Why the hell did you just lie in bed the whole time? Fucking dumbass YDI
#67 - On 12/16/2009 at 12:44am by grrrarrrg2
(0)Its not impossible for a woman to pull a bed through a doorway, granted it has to be a large doorway for the occupant to remain on the bed. My old apartment had a very large bedroom doorway and my bed was extremely easy to move. I also understand why the OP might have stayed in bed, its very possible she was disoriented and quite possible she stayed in bed in an attempt to hide her naked body. I agree with some of the other posters, wonder if the "ex-girlfriend" knows shes an ex, or maybe it was her bed and she just came to get it.
#69 - On 12/16/2009 at 12:46am by flippingbunny
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......
#70 - On 12/16/2009 at 12:47am by jellyfish_ftw
(0)Although an outlier, I think it's worth considering that perhaps your boyfriend is still seeing and/or sleeping with this apparently crazy bitch. Either she is truly nuts, or your boyfriend is not telling you something. I consider myself a normal gal and just TODAY I slept with my on/off ex (he came over last night for the first time in a couple of months.) He had a girlfriend for a bit when we were off and I thought it was over until I randomly saw his car tonight... at what turns out to be her house. FML! I am a normal girl and this on/off is a unique situation, but I can see where someone in my similar situation may have flown off the handle and tried to knock on the door or something?
#73 - On 12/16/2009 at 12:51am by kathysmithapple
(0)Seriously be smarter next time. Move! Or change your door locks. Or don't let that crazy biotch keep the key
#76 - On 12/16/2009 at 12:54am by bL4cKra1n_X
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OP, replying.
this is my big explanation, so pay attention.
the whole situation came about because my boyfriend was trying to keep the breakup friendly since they had a kid together, and he wants to stay in his daughter's life. therefore, he hadn't really made a fuss about making her give back everything of his/take everything of hers. this was also because he didn't fully realize how crazy she was.
the ex hated my guts already and we all knew it, and she had made threats to my boyfriend saying things like, "she'd better hope she doesn't come across me anywhere, or i'll kick her ass."
the morning of the incident, he had left early for work 45 minutes away, leaving me to sleep in. his ex called him at work telling him she needed to get something from the apartment, which he usually leaves unlocked because we live in a small town. he told her it was locked and that i was there and he didn't want her going over there......which made her insanely angry, obviously. she came over with her old key and her sister (in the sister's van) and started flipping shit.
i was asleep, and i don't know about the rest of you, but i'm extremely disoriented and out of it when i first wake up. so all i could really do was stare blearily at her while she yelled and tore blankets off. when she grabbed the bed, i woke up enough to get out of it.
she took off with the bed, which was a double-size box-spring and mattress, and dragged it to her sister's van which was waiting outside, and they drove off.
when my boyfriend came home and found out the situation, he bitched her out and told her he would do something about it if she ever came in without asking/him being there again.
there you go, FML. full story.
#77 - On 12/16/2009 at 1:03am by jellyfish_ftw
(+1)OP: Your boyfriend is going to do something about the NEXT time it happens? How about THIS time, especially since theft is involved? If she's that psychotic and has a daughter...If nothing else, he needs to fight for his kid. Screw "friendly", since it's obvious that it's not reciprocal. It's clear that's she's taking full advantage of him.
#87 - On 12/16/2009 at 1:59am by Back_In_Action
(0)Your boyfriend should have given a time period for her to pick up her stuff and leave the key. And she should have listened. Its his aparetment, she has no right to go in when he says not to, even if she had the key. Fuck your life and his daughter's life.
(0)I started feeling bored after your third explanation. Do you like drama and complications? Probably, I can only see that your boyfriend looks for women who do. Did the kid-together and ex-with-keys not tip you off for future complications?
While I perfectly understand how someone cannot necessarily jump out of bed like a jack in the box when a crazy lady stands there ripping sheets off, I do not understand how you and especially your boyfriend couldn’t anticipate this (as this kind of behaviour is rarely completely unprecedented). YDI
(0)OP certainly responds to alot more comments than people normally do...
#80 - On 12/16/2009 at 1:06am by EmilyClaire
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why not? most comment pages are nothing but assumptions, so i figured i'd clarify. plus, not gonna lie, it feels good to bitch about it to the anonymous world of the internet.
:)
#84 - On 12/16/2009 at 1:16am by jellyfish_ftw
(0)same thing happened to me... except she stole my clothes also. psycho bitch.
#88 - On 12/16/2009 at 2:18am by brkntooyung
(+1)Seriously OP get the locks changed. When my boyfriend dumped me, I still had the key to the apartment only because I had paid half the rent and only a week of the month had passed and he didn't see it as fair to me if he took the key away right away. But I -NEVER- went there to get my stuff without his knowing, and I always made sure the landlord knew I was there too. She's seriously psycho, I hope that bed was the last of her shit.
(0)ydi, if your bf hasnt gotn the key back he shoulda changed the locks. is he to scared to ask for the key? if so you're dating a wimp. or he still hitting the ex. something isnt rite or you straight lying
#94 - On 12/16/2009 at 2:44am by YouGotTold
(-1)LOL what a psycho. although you shouldn't have been so lazy and sat there whilst she dragged your bed out the door
#95 - On 12/16/2009 at 2:50am by musicislife1995
(0)If you had read what the OP wrote a few lines above you (or maybe any of the 8 or so replies she made), you would know that the OP got out of bed after she was starting to get dragged.
"i was asleep, and i don't know about the rest of you, but i'm extremely disoriented and out of it when i first wake up. so all i could really do was stare blearily at her while she yelled and tore blankets off. when she grabbed the bed, i woke up enough to get out of it."
#108 - On 12/16/2009 at 10:54am by wellthatsucks
(-1)yes, i posted the comment on my ipod which takes a while for it to load. Hense by the time it actually went on the other comments had loaded so shut up.
#116 - On 12/16/2009 at 1:55pm by musicislife1995
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no...i was using my BOYFRIEND'S bed, which she had also sometimes slept in when they were dating. which, according to half the people on here, makes it hers..............? i mean, i'm all for women's rights, but seriously. come on now.
#132 - On 12/16/2009 at 9:35pm by jellyfish_ftw
Fuck off and stop replying, they keep getting buried anyway because everyone here except 'wellthatsucks' thinks you are a negitive, hillbilly, bogan bitch! Fuck off and buy a new bed, get a new boyfriend, get a life, i don't care but don't fill FML up with ridiculous stories that no one gives a shit about!
#140 - On 12/17/2009 at 4:27am by krislee00
(+1)FYL, and I hope you called the cops, and you and your boyfriend took out a restraining order on the psycho.
(0)um, no. because she came into the home of another person without permission. that is generally known as breaking and entering. her having a key has nothing to do with it since the owner of the home told her not to go into the home at all without his presence. even apartment management isn't allowed to go into your home without your presence without permission or a reasonable suspicion of mischief.
OP they are right, file a restraining order, and make sure the bf knows about it. if he has a problem with meeting her elsewhere to pick his kid up then he doesn't deserve you.
also, if *she* has a problem with letting him see his kid, then he needs to take it to court. screw being nice when you are obviously being treated badly. you deserve the love and concern of your bf, and the kindness of keeping your life separate from crazy bitch ex's life.
(0)Yep. That's known as constructive breaking and entering. Like you don't break in, but you get yourself in when you weren't invited and have no right to be there.
That woman shouldn't have custody of their daughter.
I don't think your boyfriend is dealing with any of this well.
(0)I wish you had kicked her ass, I do love a good girl-fight.
#98 - On 12/16/2009 at 3:42am by CallMeHush
(0)Ah, I've heard so many storries about my current flings psycho ex... I'm so terrefied that something like this will happen to me. -_-
#106 - On 12/16/2009 at 7:54am by cute_and_geeky
(0)It's called changing the locks when you have a crazy ex.
#110 - On 12/16/2009 at 11:46am by weddingbelle
(0)Yeah, my boyfriend has a psycho ex. Ever since he broke up with her she started cutting herself and threatening suicide and just overall looking for attention (I knew the girl personally, she wouldn't do it). And it may seem harsh but I hated the girl with a sick passion. But thankfully, its a long distance relationship and I'm all the way in Romania, so I wouldn't have to smash her head in with an axe if she tried anything.
#111 - On 12/16/2009 at 12:14pm by psychoxxxinvader
(0)"smash her head in with an axe"?!? sounds like your bf has a thing for psychos
#113 - On 12/16/2009 at 1:13pm by catwest8686
(0)LMAO, honestly, I would've done the same thing and whooped someone's ass if I found some chick in my bed and using my sheets.
#114 - On 12/16/2009 at 1:21pm by MsKeineLust
(-2)it wasn't her bed OR her sheets. how does the fact that she dated him mean that all of his stuff still belongs to her?
#128 - On 12/16/2009 at 9:21pm by jellyfish_ftw
OP the reason everyone is saying this about 'her bed and 'her blanket is because that is how 'YOU' yes you the OP wrote it! Maybe next time your wonderful boyfriend's ex does something absolutely 'crazy' and you write another FML you will be able to word it better, that is after all what all of these posts are about, confusion over your wording.... "HER" bed "HER" blankets....DRAGGED the bed itself out the DOOR, WITH ME IN IT.
#141 - On 12/17/2009 at 4:42am by krislee00
(0)krislee00: The word "her" is in quotation marks because she was quoting the psycho girlfriend. SHE was the one calling the stuff hers, which it wasn't because it was the boyfriend's bed. They broke up; she is not entitled to anything.
OP, quit defending yourself every other comment. You're making an ass of yourself.
#143 - On 12/17/2009 at 9:48am by Back_In_Action
Still is wrong, OP can't quote the ex saying 'her' it would have to have been 'my', therefore it is wrong wrong wrong! I totally understood what she was attempting to get across I read grade three work everyday, however the reason most people aren't understanding this is because of the way it has been worded! Hense my reply to OP's post wondering why everyone assumes the stuff belongs to the ex.
#145 - On 12/17/2009 at 7:59pm by krislee00
(0)You read grade 3 work but still don't know how to properly spell "hence"?
#146 - On 12/18/2009 at 2:07pm by MisterZzyzx
(0)Quotation marks can also be used to convey emphasis. This is how I believe it was being used here. It is often considered an incorrect use of the punctuation, but it is still often used that way. My legal punctuation book condones the use, however.
#148 - On 12/19/2009 at 1:21pm by molacolacake
(0)That is why I'm glad my bf's ex lives across the country.
#121 - On 12/16/2009 at 4:28pm by Youadoreme69
(0)Obviously the OP's bf has a thing for crazy bitches... I don't know if the OP is crazy, but she's most definitely a heinous bitch!
#122 - On 12/16/2009 at 4:47pm by xlovepinkx
(-2)i assume that you're pleasant and cheerful when confronted with a psycho ex? of course i was bitchy to the negative commentors, dumbass. or do you normally smile and say "thank you" when people call you stupid/crazy/a liar for no reason?
#129 - On 12/16/2009 at 9:24pm by jellyfish_ftw
(+2)Geez... After reading the FML, I felt sorry for you. After reading all of the crap you keep responding to people, now I'm inclined to believe that you're as trashy as your bf's ex. You want to post an un-needed explanation, fine. But seriously, stop bitching at everyone for having an opinion - it's annoying.
#134 - On 12/16/2009 at 10:41pm by Starburstracecar
(+3)Really? You're upset that you explained something poorly and people responded poorly in return? Say it ain't so!
Also, I don't know about you, but when I wake up on my own I take awhile to get up and get going. When someone BREAKS INTO MY LIVING SPACE, and then begins TAKING THINGS THAT ARE NOT THEIRS, I don't idly sit by and go "Oh noes, its been 30 seconds since I've been awake, I guess I should sit here and let someone steal my things :(". I call the police, I tell them to get the fuck out, I tell them they can't take ANY-THING without me talking to my significant other and her completely and totally affirming that they're able to take these things.
Also, you being a total cunt in here doesn't help your case. Everyone has bad days, that doesn't mean you get to lash out at any fucking person that you want. You don't get to be a bitch to everyone because you had a bad day.
(-2)^ this. thank god for people who actually read the FML lol. it was no longer her bed, just like he is no longer her boyfriend. :)
#130 - On 12/16/2009 at 9:26pm by jellyfish_ftw
(0)OP, you should quit while you're ahead. You're only making things worse for yourself.
Bowing out of this stupidity.
#144 - On 12/17/2009 at 10:57am by xxreikoxx
(0)I just read the entire page of comments of this. I think it is much better when the OP replies to comments so whoever said that "she cared so much that she had to reply to FML comments" is an idiot. It is a way of dealing with stress.
Honestly for the first half of reading, I thought the story was fake. It obviously isn't otherwise the OP wouldn't still be posting. She actually has a legit story that is plausible it looks like. I do hope you don't talk to everyone you don't like like this in real life though. That's why the internet is great though, you can talk to people like that without any harm being done.
What is being done about the situation is all I want to know. Restraining order? Police envolvement? That is the sketchy part of the story.
#136 - On 12/16/2009 at 11:34pm by DTbasketball
(0)YDI for just letting her rummage around the house to find "her" belongings. I seriously doubt anyone can be that out of it waking up to a stranger in their home taking their things.
#138 - On 12/17/2009 at 1:25am by RuralNinja
(0)Talk about rude and weird. I never knew some crazy enough to do something like. I have one question, though...where was your boyfriend? Oh, and what happened when he found out? If you don't mind me asking.
(-1)OP..WAKE UP!! she is obviously still doing/in a relationhsip with him.
#142 - On 12/17/2009 at 5:38am by lifeisgood8
(0)How did she manage to take the bed out with you on it? She must be one hell of a strong woman..
And it must have been a wide door or a small bed to fit out of the door..
#147 - On 12/18/2009 at 3:06pm by x_MorbidBarbie_x
(0)Yeah, there's no waiting around until "next time." He should change the locks for you ASAP. That's a scary experience. And, you should call the police and file a report just in case. My friend had this crazy experience with a guy, and long story short-- she felt really bad for him and didn't want to call the police when he started acting nutso, but I urged her to anyway. Because of the previous report, the police were really quick to respond when he came over and tried to kill her and then himself. She ended up ok. He hung himself sometime after. Some people are just crazy and scary. It sounds like the warning signs are all there for you-- you just need to take action early to protect yourself.
#150 - On 12/21/2009 at 11:52pm by moniquegenieve
(0)son, god gave you arms and legs for a reason!
next time: use them to smack the shit out of her!
#154 - On 01/20/2010 at 3:58am by ramakandra
(0)why do girls be such bitches when a guy breaks up with her. that shows that all girls are really big assholes when it comes to breakups
(-1)OP here, updating for those who care to know: the girl came back a month later to get "her things", started cussing me out, and punched me in the ear. i promptly beat the shit out of her - when they pulled us apart, she was dripping with snot, tears, and blood, and i didn't have a mark on me. now she's walking around with bruises all over her arms and two giant scratch marks across her throat. take that, FML! :D
#158 - On 03/08/2010 at 2:35am by jellyfish_ftw
