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Today, my boyfriend asked me why I looked sad. I told him that I found out a co-worker died over the weekend and I failed my final exam. He then informed me that my toilet was clogged again, that he had a lot of work to do, and left. I have to find a plunger. FML

I agree, your life sucks (17478) - you deserved it (1782)

On 12/15/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by Scat (woman) - United States (California)

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