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Today, my boyfriend asked me why I looked sad. I told him that I found out a co-worker died over the weekend and I failed my final exam. He then informed me that my toilet was clogged again, that he had a lot of work to do, and left. I have to find a plunger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23906) - you deserved it (2646)

On 12/15/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by Scat (woman) - United States (California)

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ditch him! if hes gunna be that unsympathetic about a death then hes an ass... see if it was just the test fail then i could see a guy not rly givin a shit but a death... thats a little harsh

#3 - On 12/15/2009 at 7:05am by baby_gurl2405

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This would be what is called a relationship "red flag".

#11 - On 12/15/2009 at 9:24am by Jewelofagal

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