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Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7651) - you deserved it (24863)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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