Insects and Miscellaneous: Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 01:03 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

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By shat - 12/12/2015 07:14 - United States - San Francisco

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By Tough guy - 04/09/2021 23:00

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Hacksaw 4

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:16

Turn in your penis and get out; you are a man no longer.

jloveee 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:16

hahaha your sister is awesome :)

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ChairForce 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 21:47

YDI for screaming like at little girl at the sight of a cricket.

OLOtheDemigodess 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 22:04

your sister is AWESOME :D

hellyah_123_ 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:51

hahahhahaa agreed #70 lollll. thats hilaroius

manymany 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 0:03

....it's disturbing for ur sister to hav seen u naked..

OohAah01 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 1:01

hysterical!

HyperExecuter 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 1:03

ur a little bitch

mabel12 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 1:04

LOL

no_luck83 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 1:24

i'm guessing she probaly didn't even see his balls, since he was running by she probably just said that.

samiams00 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:26

you just got rocked by your little sister ahahahaha

xoconnie 8

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:58

how old is she ??

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