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Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML

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Seem McDonalds customers aren't smarter than the employees...

#1 - On 12/11/2009 at 6:08am by TomasT

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You should have laughed at him. "Sir, haha, this is not an ipod, hehe, this is the heheeheh headset we take your orders with" and then burst out laughing. This is more of an FML for him than it is for you

#12 - On 12/11/2009 at 9:28am by sjbartholome

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