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Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37739) - you deserved it (15348)

On 03/28/2009 at 10:14pm - misc - by Samantha (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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