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Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44291) - you deserved it (19806)

On 03/28/2009 at 10:14pm - misc - by Samantha (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Maybe this will teach you to not flatter yourself...

#3 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:07am by loveandzombies

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"hi, did you want my number?"
...hahaha, REALLY?

#6 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:15am by mf

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