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Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23046) - you deserved it (9529)

On 12/10/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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If you were a tad sleepier you could have transformed it into your magical, flying car and wished your way there on cotton candy clouds. Stupid awakeness.

#4 - On 12/10/2009 at 1:28pm by mercyFML

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LOL, IT'S SO FUNNNY AND CUTE. HAHAHAHA.
It reminded me of a incident when my friend was drunk and he said he needed to speed back home, the same thing, sat at the back seat, imagined himself stepping on the pedal and went like "FASTERRRRRRRRRRRR" . Everyone was like " He is soooooooooooooo drunk." LOL.

#11 - On 12/10/2009 at 1:39pm by Amayzingerous

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