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Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML


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On 12/10/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by nofinal (man) - United States (Washington)

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you could have taken a taxi

#1 - On 12/10/2009 at 6:17am by tttron

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Some people decide they don't want to take a final and say, "You know? Fuck it--I'm not taking this".

Others devise elaborate scenarios so they can pretend to themselves that they really wanted to take it, but circumstances made it impossible. Guess which one you are?

#7 - On 12/10/2009 at 7:53am by aback

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