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Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks (5885) - you deserved it (7851)

On 12/09/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Violated (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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