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Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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On 12/09/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Violated (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Watch where you lie your head on the train and you wouldn't have that problem. You KNOW how comfortable you have to be with a guy to lay your head on his shoulder, so YDI for not having a coffee and being aware of what you do with your body.

#1 - On 12/09/2009 at 10:14am by DarkKnyte

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You picked the wrong day to go commando!

Did his hand smell familiar?

#5 - On 12/09/2009 at 11:17am by perdix

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