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Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (93479) - you deserved it (5012)

On 03/28/2009 at 12:50pm - misc - by Lolrus - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

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Oh my god. What?

#1 - On 03/28/2009 at 3:19pm by bioclock

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man your mom is an awesome cockblock

#4 - On 03/28/2009 at 3:20pm by lifeftl

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