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Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML


I agree, your life sucks (51877) - you deserved it (3789)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

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Did you say thank you? Don't be rude now.

#6 - On 12/02/2009 at 6:19am by nokillnobeepbeep

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lol, that's actually funny... you could scream "i need salt" and you'd get home delivery in 30 secs... no one can beat that.

#5 - On 12/02/2009 at 6:14am by Mikeymikey

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