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Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48289) - you deserved it (3470)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

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how did he have your cell phone number? making up stories to get on fml is lame.

#1 - On 12/02/2009 at 6:12am by amatayo

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Did you say thank you? Don't be rude now.

#6 - On 12/02/2009 at 6:19am by nokillnobeepbeep

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