Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

by Anonymous / 11/30/2009 at 2:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • Movie's like twilight have truly corrupted girls' ability to separate fiction from reality. In reality world, even a guy in love is probably not going to sit there staring at his girlfriend while she sleeps. And that's good, because it's kind of creepy.

    #12 - On 11/30/2009 at 10:51am by AmeOwl

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  • That's one unexpected answer

    #2 - On 11/30/2009 at 10:22am by Kingdutch

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