Bikes and Transportation: When life gives you lemons…

When life gives you lemons…

By Lemonhead - 30/11/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike back to my house. Suddenly I was hit by something in the head. I looked down to see a lemon on the ground and looked up to see a guy yelling at me in a car that was passing. He was yelling at me because I got in the way of the house he was throwing it at. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 011

You deserved it 3 182

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By lumacsp - 08/10/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 283

You deserved it 52 403

By sillystring - 13/10/2009 10:09 - China

Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 783

You deserved it 3 191

By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 221

You deserved it 2 467

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 871

You deserved it 43 966

By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 076

You deserved it 25 622

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 941

You deserved it 56 271

By magicman - 04/07/2012 09:04 - United States

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 159

You deserved it 31 424

By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 526

You deserved it 3 018

By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 581

You deserved it 3 202

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By fyln00b - 03/07/2010 04:49 - France

Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 684

You deserved it 8 264

Youwantwhatnow 0

Monday 30 November 2009 15:05

Forget making lemonade. I use that shit for ammo.

Damncows 2

Monday 30 November 2009 13:03

Gotta love Jersey.

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Damncows 2

Monday 30 November 2009 13:03

Gotta love Jersey.

Peroxide 3

Monday 30 November 2009 15:41

Is this the home of the Guido? Do these guidos drive around threatening people with lemons?? Citrus in yo eye bitch! Gangsta!

Damncows 2

Monday 30 November 2009 21:19

Have you ever been to New Jersey?

danyfuckinheatle 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 7:24

************ is a great alternative to sex.

misterhipster 4

Friday 11 March 2011 15:46

you realized you spelled that wrong idiot. " masturbation"

anormalperson 25

Friday 25 July 2014 13:22

who said anything about masturbation?

sadgasmic 0

Monday 30 November 2009 13:05

you deserved it for getting in the way

paulie1998 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:05

I like your shoes.

kittykat1501 31

Tuesday 26 January 2016 0:22

jeez, people can't take a moderately good joke.

jts2 3

Monday 30 November 2009 13:12

Lemonhead. Love the name. Reminds me of "Mellonhead" Johnny, off Ed, Edd, n' Eddy.

waterynuggets 0

Monday 30 November 2009 13:15

Lmao When life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold.

jelmermcgee 8

Monday 30 November 2009 17:08

No no no. When life gives you lemons, you just say **** the lemons and bail.

poisonfrog7 2

Monday 30 November 2009 22:25

all of you are wrong. When life gives you lemons, YOU GIVE THOSE LEMONS LIFE!!!!. LEMONSTEIN!!!!!!!!!

waterynuggets 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 0:50

Hey! Remember what Mrs. Doubtfire said, IT WAS A RUN-BY FRUITING

TheHeroOfTime 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:37

LMFAO EXPLOSM

abrasive_punk 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 3:08

Drive-by fruiting in this case.

Xyphonic 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 5:45

@ #22 You seem to know your Cyanide & Happiness :D

Cjw1220 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 21:19

When god gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡’¿,….»58======]~

GLaDOSv1_09 19

Thursday 29 March 2012 4:36

When life gives you lemons, you use them to burn life's house down.

smiller0789 3

Monday 30 November 2009 13:57

This is something I'd expect to see on MLIA

kittykat1501 31

Tuesday 26 January 2016 0:23

shhhh... we do not speak of that site here.

FromCFL 0

Monday 30 November 2009 14:42

Way to get in the way, douchebag. YDI all the way.

ITuMT 0

Monday 30 November 2009 14:48

Fail throw

sdcrazy1018 0

Monday 30 November 2009 14:54

lol sorry that made me laugh. It sounds like something that would happen to me.

itsbecca 11

Monday 30 November 2009 15:05

when life gives you lemons, post it on FML!

Youwantwhatnow 0

Monday 30 November 2009 15:05

Forget making lemonade. I use that shit for ammo.

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