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Today, I was riding my bike back to my house. Suddenly I was hit by something in the head. I looked down to see a lemon on the ground and looked up to see a guy yelling at me in a car that was passing. He was yelling at me because I got in the way of the house he was throwing it at. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19413) - you deserved it (2048)

On 11/30/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Lemonhead (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Gotta love Jersey.

#1 - On 11/30/2009 at 7:03am by Damncows

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Lemonhead. Love the name.
Reminds me of "Mellonhead" Johnny, off Ed, Edd, n' Eddy.

#3 - On 11/30/2009 at 7:12am by jts2

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