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Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML


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On 11/28/2009 at 7:40pm - misc - by NickC (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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Why didn't you tell them that when you found out they wanted to cook for you?

Unless you had no idea until you arrived for dinner. In which case, FYL indeed.

#1 - On 11/29/2009 at 3:05am by LaytonexLuke

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That sounds like a hell of a meal you missed out on.

#3 - On 11/29/2009 at 3:08am by alex_vik

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