Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML

by Cup_of___ / 11/26/2009 at 11:23am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

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  • Wow. You are stupid. How did you break 3 bottles? YDI

    #1 - On 11/26/2009 at 2:10pm by besad

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  • If you're this clumsy sober, I'd hate to see you when you're drunk.

    #9 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:10pm by xCrackerx

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