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Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML
Wow. You are stupid. How did you break 3 bottles? YDI
If you're this clumsy sober, I'd hate to see you when you're drunk.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015