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Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7203) - you deserved it (25904)

On 11/26/2009 at 11:23am - misc - by Cup_of___ - United States (Virginia)

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Wow. You are stupid. How did you break 3 bottles? YDI

#1 - On 11/26/2009 at 2:10pm by besad

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If you're this clumsy sober, I'd hate to see you when you're drunk.

#9 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:10pm by xCrackerx

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