Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring...

By Cup_of___ - 26/11/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 11:00 - Canada - Lakeville

Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML

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Double take

By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 02:00

Today, I walked into a job interview, then turned round and walked back out again. The interviewer was a one-night stand that ended very badly months ago, and she remembered me. I could see in her face the interview was pointless, so instead of grovelling I went to the pub to drown my sorrows. FML

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Office embarrassment

By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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By not drunk - 21/07/2020 08:01

Today, I was at a restaurant. I turned around looking for the restroom. I almost walked into the men’s room, then corrected myself and stumbled in the hallway looking for the ladies’. The employees thought I was drunk and kicked me out. I hadn’t had a single drink. I’m just clumsy as shit. FML

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Late night customers are the worst

By viviham - 04/05/2012 12:08 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

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Smart move

By Triedtobecool - 06/04/2009 02:22 - Canada

Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 21:14 - United States - Margate City

Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 00:49 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was refused employment at a liquor store. Their reason? I'm a regular customer and they're afraid I'll drink all their profits. FML

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By bham boy - 20/04/2011 08:10

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

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besad_fml 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 20:10

Wow. You are stupid. How did you break 3 bottles? YDI

xCrackerx 3

Thursday 26 November 2009 21:10

If you're this clumsy sober, I'd hate to see you when you're drunk.

Comments

lostfaithinpppl 19

Thursday 26 November 2009 21:48

OP, you suck. YDI

COBRAMORPH 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:02

She was probly a bitchy ***** anyway.

aliaysleighbasic 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:56

you sound like a likeable douchebag. but still a douchebag... you see, if you had taken the upper hand and seen the opportunity that your clumsiness afforded you- you would have had at least flattery on yer side. but you don't. no confidence gets you nowhere. flattery would have atleast have been charming in the least- if you managed not to come off as a scumbag.

trizzieb 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:26

I would have put your life sucks but it seems wrong since the number is 666. I wouldn't want to be the one who ruins that.

k43L1 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:28

better luck next time

donner1423 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:32

"Inquiring"? It's no wonder.

fbp6277 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:35

So? You were single and unemployed when you walked in. You didn't lose anything. Except maybe a few dollars if you had to pay for what you broke. Quit bitching.