Today, my roommate of seven weeks decided to kick me out. He blames me for the stains on his expensive white leather couch, even after a prof cleaner determined it was red wine. I don't drink red wine. He does. FML

by Anonymous / 11/25/2009 at 2:35am / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous

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  • Who wants to live with someone who owns a white leather couch anyway??? Is there also a tiger skin rug in the middle of the room, head still attached?

    #3 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:44am by cturtle

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  • YDI it for rooming with an f*ing douche bag. Maybe it was the blood from his menstrual cycle.

    #4 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:46am by trizzieb

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