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Today, my roommate of seven weeks decided to kick me out. He blames me for the stains on his expensive white leather couch, even after a prof cleaner determined it was red wine. I don't drink red wine. He does. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30859) - you deserved it (2014)

On 11/25/2009 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

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Who wants to live with someone who owns a white leather couch anyway??? Is there also a tiger skin rug in the middle of the room, head still attached?

#3 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:44am by cturtle

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YDI it for rooming with an f*ing douche bag. Maybe it was the blood from his menstrual cycle.

#4 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:46am by trizzieb

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