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Today, my roommate of seven weeks decided to kick me out. He blames me for the stains on his expensive white leather couch, even after a prof cleaner determined it was red wine. I don't drink red wine. He does. FML
Who wants to live with someone who owns a white leather couch anyway??? Is there also a tiger skin rug in the middle of the room, head still attached?
YDI it for rooming with an f*ing douche bag. Maybe it was the blood from his menstrual cycle.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 4 September 2015