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Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother who didn't bother telling her who I was because "he wanted to see what she would do." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31896) - you deserved it (1450)

On 11/24/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by DayamyWuzHere (woman) - United States

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