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Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother who didn't bother telling her who I was because "he wanted to see what she would do." FML

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On 11/24/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by DayamyWuzHere (woman) - United States

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I hope you slapped that bitch into next week.

#6 - On 11/24/2009 at 8:00pm by cthulhu1138

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LOL that's actually hilarious

#2 - On 11/24/2009 at 7:49pm by skullet

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