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Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37360) - you deserved it (4363)

On 11/22/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by Cerezo (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

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parents who talk shit like that are fucking pathetic, they don't realise that it is their parenting that is a let down.

#8 - On 11/22/2009 at 2:20pm by Coltronics

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Study hard, graduate. Move out and never look back.

#9 - On 11/22/2009 at 2:32pm by jonnymohio

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