Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25525) - you totally deserved it (1063)
On 11/21/2009 at 3:00am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)
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#1 - On 11/21/2009 at 6:35am by leoofbodom
I would have just tapped her on the shoulder and said like this " I dont want to go out with you anymore" xD
#3 - On 11/21/2009 at 6:59am by mylifestoryy
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5th!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha
#5 - On 11/21/2009 at 7:15am by nathannathan
Take a picture of your friend, show it to your (soon-to-be-ex-)GF and tell her: "Hon, this is a guy I used to know. He has herpes, so warn your friends not to fuck him!" and watch her face. Then dump her, of course!
haha this is classic. You should definitely do something like this.
#10 - On 11/21/2009 at 8:25am by HumptyHump
Eye for an eye....Now go Bang one of her friends! Then try to stop her from "accidently" falling down the steps. Fuck that Bitch!
That one girl looked like she was hurtin' for a squirtin
#33 - On 11/22/2009 at 2:48am by waterynuggets
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when are guys going to realize that girls who arent virgins are ho's.
#34 - On 11/22/2009 at 10:25am by ladiesman14
hey#34, that's not fair for the girls who are not virgins..
some girls lose it to their boyfriend, with whom they later get married, does that make them a slut?
other girls give it to their boyfriend of many years and then, for some reason, they break up. does that still makes them a slut? the point is, a non virgin does not equal to a slut. a slut is a girl who sleeps around with everyone she sees. yet, a girl who gave up her virginity not necessarily goes around sleeping with everyone.
just because u lost ur virginity to a girl who wasnt virgin and later found out she was a slut, doesnt mean that every girl who's not a virgin is a slut.
plus, u can act like a slut without giving up ur virginity.
#35 - On 11/22/2009 at 11:31am by fmfs
"When are guys going to realize that girls who arent virgins are ho's."... Yet your name is ladies man...
Isn't that quite ironic and stupid of you to say that your a ladies man, therefore you probably like to chase after girls with the eventual goal of having sex with them yet you think that if they are not virgins they are "ho's"
Doesn't that by your theory - and you are a woman because you are such a fanny you must be one - a "ho" aswell? Go fuck your self - Nice photo by the way you loser
Becuase sexual experimentation means a girls a dirty slut... Have you ever seen a pussy before, other than your mothers when you came out of the womb that is...
nice try whois pretending to be a male. its obvious your a female with a fake profile and fake pic of a guy you hate.
#42 - On 11/23/2009 at 5:13pm by ladiesman14
Without letting her know that you know, somehow guilt her into doing something really degrading sexually, take some pics, crop yourself out, dump her, & put them online.
Get her to let you pee on her her. Then dump her. Share the pics though.
#43 - On 11/26/2009 at 6:04pm by COBRAMORPH
fuck her then dump her while ur leaving then say BITCH-ASS-NESS i found out then leave dont tell her what u found out so she will be confused lol it always works
