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Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39755) - you deserved it (2399)

On 11/21/2009 at 3:00am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

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Take a picture of your friend, show it to your (soon-to-be-ex-)GF and tell her: "Hon, this is a guy I used to know. He has herpes, so warn your friends not to fuck him!" and watch her face. Then dump her, of course!

#6 - On 11/21/2009 at 7:15am by g3rusz

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move on find some one better, fuck that slut

:D

#2 - On 11/21/2009 at 6:37am by Mx_Rider

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