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Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML
You could've just ended with "His mom was in town visiting for the weekend". Don't tell us what to do.
YDI for eating at KFC, and for thinking "your mom" jokes still hold any comedic value.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.