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Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10650) - you deserved it (31778)

On 11/20/2009 at 1:30pm - misc - by pchis4ever (man) - United States (Missouri)

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YDI for eating at KFC, and for thinking "your mom" jokes still hold any comedic value.

#1 - On 11/20/2009 at 5:14pm by allmidnighteyes

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You could've just ended with "His mom was in town visiting for the weekend". Don't tell us what to do.

#2 - On 11/20/2009 at 5:16pm by rosy

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