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Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7409) - you deserved it (20673)

On 11/20/2009 at 1:30pm - misc - by pchis4ever (man) - United States (Missouri)

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