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Today, as I was yelled at by a middle school teacher in front of 30 6th graders for breaking the rule of "no cell phones in school." Luckily, I escaped being sent to the office after explaining I'm a 21 year old college student doing student teaching observations, not a middle schooler. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32771) - you deserved it (4809)

On 11/20/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by NotInMiddleSchool (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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I'm glad you're getting your lessons in double standards and hypocrisy!

I'll bet you smugly chew gum in class (and didn't bring enough for everyone!)

#6 - On 11/20/2009 at 5:23pm by perdix

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I know how you feel. I worked as a TA at my former HS for 4 months last fall and got escorted to the front desk for suspiciously walking around. I'm 23, had a scheduled appointment and they didn't believe that i wasn't a student.

#12 - On 11/20/2009 at 5:45pm by MNSam86

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