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Today, I was walking around in Target with my friends and the guy I've liked for a long time. As we approached the patio section, I sat down on a chair only to hear a big wet watery sound. I got up and realized that I had just sat in some little kid's diarrhea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32450) - you deserved it (4531)

On 11/20/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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