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Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was watching the episode where Spongebob smashes his guitar while playing. I walk into the kitchen to make him a snack, and I hear a loud crash... My nephew smashing my brand new guitar to be like Spongebob. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31064) - you deserved it (3980)

On 11/19/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by maxus - United States (New York)

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I vote you charge extra for babysitting.

#1 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:51pm by akiranozaki

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sue sponge bob.
It is every patriotic American's duty to sue whoever they can, whenever they can, for whatever reason they can think of.

#6 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:04pm by batosai33

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