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Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20469) - you deserved it (3865)

On 11/14/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by ZINGER (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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