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Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22075) - you deserved it (4209)

On 11/14/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by ZINGER (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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oh man i would have been so pissed off

#1 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:26am by katherinebby17

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How thoughtful and creative of the guy smashing your headlights to return to his place, grab a pen and a post-it note, concisely and wittily explain his motives, then return to your vehicle to put it on the windshield.

You'd think someone thoughtful enough to think of your reaction would try to find out where you lived to tell you, or to just put a few dirty rags over the lights, since he obviously knows the expensive inconvenience he's putting you through.

But then you wouldn't have an situation worthy to submit to FML, would you? Looks like it worked out for everyone involved.

#6 - On 11/14/2009 at 7:02am by enough4

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