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Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML


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On 11/13/2009 at 7:57am - misc - by joeheathen (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Good thing you weren't picking up a copy of "American Girl" magazine for your daughter at the same time.

You could have been arrested.

#11 - On 11/13/2009 at 3:14pm by perdix

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Ohh you freak! Bow chicka bow wow.

#1 - On 11/13/2009 at 3:00pm by zOMGitsdc

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