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Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML
Good thing you weren't picking up a copy of "American Girl" magazine for your daughter at the same time.
You could have been arrested.
Meh, it could've been a pregnancy test, a wire coat hanger, and a bucket.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.