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Today, I asked my father for some help paying my college tuition. He told me he'd help me after I become more accredited than he is. My father has 2 PHDs. I'm studying to be an elementary school teacher. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30828) - you deserved it (3692)

On 11/11/2009 at 7:47am - misc - by Stupidteach (woman) - United States (California)

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"when you get a full time job paying 50,000 a year then yes I will"
"... But dad I want a lollipop!"
This works in basicly the same way as said fml. Kinda harsh.

#8 - On 11/11/2009 at 2:37pm by Gam0r

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Loans. It's what everyone else has to do.

#4 - On 11/11/2009 at 2:14pm by RyeBreadBoy

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