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Today, I asked my father for some help paying my college tuition. He told me he'd help me after I become more accredited than he is. My father has 2 PHDs. I'm studying to be an elementary school teacher. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21392) - you deserved it (2392)

On 11/11/2009 at 7:47am - misc - by Stupidteach (woman) - United States (California)

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Loans. It's what everyone else has to do.

#4 - On 11/11/2009 at 2:14pm by RyeBreadBoy

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Enough with the entitlement mentality. Parents don't owe their children college educations.

#15 - On 11/11/2009 at 3:24pm by s1w1111

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