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Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8308) - you deserved it (56458)

On 11/10/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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I suppose...

you could say...

that this lady...

[puts on shades]....Just got screwed

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#4 - On 11/11/2009 at 3:02am by Marshillboy

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i guess thats what you get for being a hypocrite.

#3 - On 11/11/2009 at 3:00am by cat_lady

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