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Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27099) - you deserved it (4028)

On 11/10/2009 at 11:25am - misc - by ClosetMishap (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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YDI for somehow thinking telling your friends about your parents being divorced is "coming clean"

#1 - On 11/10/2009 at 2:12pm by Ilovelife07

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FYL cause your friend thought you were gay?

big deal.

#2 - On 11/10/2009 at 2:12pm by boone

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