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Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML


I agree, your life sucks (19628) - you deserved it (49912)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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Uh... maybe that's the kind of comment you want to make to your mom when you are alone with her instead of airing dirty laundry like that in front of the whole family? You deserved that one.

#5 - On 02/17/2009 at 10:00pm by Freddie

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People blame their parents for being bad parents but the question is, how great of a child are you?

#27 - On 02/18/2009 at 6:41am by Toenails

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