Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 11/08/2009 at 12:09pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
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"Today, a teacher convinced me to play baseball. He then started to hit me in the crotch and head with the ball. Now I can't pee without it hurting. FML"
#16 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:14pm by tintiddle
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You got both his heads!
#22 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:32pm by allmidnighteyes
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