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Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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On 11/08/2009 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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"Today, a teacher convinced me to play baseball. He then started to hit me in the crotch and head with the ball. Now I can't pee without it hurting. FML"

#16 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:14pm by tintiddle

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You got both his heads!

#22 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:32pm by allmidnighteyes

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