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Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "It tastes like a s***!" I said. His wife baked it. FML

I agree, your life sucks (4230) - you deserved it (31428)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:03am - misc - by Cakeman (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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