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Today, I got a new job. I'm 26 and I left an amazing job to move back to be around my family. I have no choice but to take this job. I will be placing my finger in a dead turkeys ass, cutting open its stomach, and ripping out its guts. 15 per minute. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19507) - you deserved it (6954)

On 11/07/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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