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Today, I got a new job. I'm 26 and I left an amazing job to move back to be around my family. I have no choice but to take this job. I will be placing my finger in a dead turkeys ass, cutting open its stomach, and ripping out its guts. 15 per minute. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26740) - you deserved it (9483)

On 11/07/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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I'd never leave a good job just to return to family. A good job is the basis for a happy, thus healthy, life. I'm not a workaholic. So YDI.

Unless there's a family member that couldn't move and needs you to care for.

#3 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:46am by hoschiadedodi

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You left your good job to be with your family. It was your decision so harden the fuck up.

#4 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:55am by Peroxide

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