Today, I got a new job. I'm 26 and I left an amazing job to move back to be around my family. I have no choice but to take this job. I will be placing my finger in a dead turkeys ass, cutting open its stomach, and ripping out its guts. 15 per minute. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15889) - you totally deserved it (5840)
On 11/07/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
you are cutting out it is stomach?
maybe you'd find it easier to get a job if you knew when to use correct punctuation
some people get confused with the it's and its, if an apostrophe can be used as possession then it's a fair mistake to make, and it's the fucking internet, doesn't mean he deserves it
Lol, i love how #53 is being a... punctuation nazi? Even though they can't bother to use periods or capitalize
#61 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:55pm by nazooer
Better than sticking your finger up a live turkey's ass, cutting open its stomach and ripping out its guts.
That and OP freaking CHOSE this job over his/her terrific and fabulous job. Maybe they could've waited for a different opportunity. Either way, OP, you made the decision all on your own, so shut the fuck up.
#43 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:38pm by americayay
Agreed, you chose to left you "amazing" job and took the only one.....so shut up and open turkeys. YDI.
I'd never leave a good job just to return to family. A good job is the basis for a happy, thus healthy, life. I'm not a workaholic. So YDI.
Unless there's a family member that couldn't move and needs you to care for.
#3 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:46am by hoschiadedodi
I'm not going to say you deserve it ... but it is your fault. It was your decision. My family (I.E my parents and sisters) live VERY far from me. Like on a different continent far. I think of going back to them all the time. Life would be soooo much easier, but I don't because if I did I would have to get a job about as crappy as the one that you just got thus wasting my education and opportunities.
I see your point it is tough without your family, but sometimes you just gotta stick it out.
And in Missouri, way to go. Man (or woman) up, take a deep breath and take the plunge into those turkeys. At least you have a halfway decent college football team in Mizzou to watch.
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The phrase "15 per minute" is not a sentence. Oh, and the choice was yours, so YDI.
#7 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:15am by blastvortex
haha I would never even put in an application for that job, let alone quit a good job for it. (Vegetarian (: )
#13 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:46am by EqualycrazyyJen
happy thanksgiving. It probably sucks but hey, someones gotta do it
#11 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:29am by Einstein714
My job is pretty much that - it aint so bad after the first couple of times.
#12 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:32am by greengrass12
YDI. It was your choice to move back. Deal with it. Unless one of your family members needs care, it was a completely uneccessary move.
Hey FOP! the guy just lost a GREAT job to be with the people he loves, & got a shitty job, i think he has the right to make one TINY little grammer mistake no one cares about anyway.. Sorry dude, that must really suck..
No, fucktard, he voluntarily left that great job. There's a difference. Seriously, this is the worst, whiniest FML I've seen in some time.
"Today, the choices I made turned out EXACTLY AS EVERYBODY THOUGHT THEY WOULD. FML."
#20 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:31am by SheriffBart
That's what you get for being a pussy who can't stand to be away from mommy and daddy. I never would have taken a shitty job like that just to be around family.
#18 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:19am by blueknight1st
If that's the only job in the whole of the area where your family lives you were qualified to do... Then you pretty much suck.
#19 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:28am by Rejectofsociety9
If your old job was that great, regular visits shouldn't have been a problem. If you really want to live near your family, at least have the prudence to find a new job before leaving your old one. Perhaps you'll find something better suited to your skills when the economy picks up, but until then have fun with the turkeys.
#21 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:39am by cthulhu1138
i completely disagree with the notion that you have no choice. you always had the choice to stay at your "stellar" job but you CHOSE to leave. Furthermore, you CHOSE to take this particular job, therefore, this is all your own making so STFU and embrace the choices that YOU made. Oh yeah, YDI if you didnt pick that up already
oh well at least you can bake your own turkey on thanksgiving. they might even give you a free turkey just for the day :)
#26 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:04am by redcherries90
Unless there's someone in your family sick or dying - or something equally trying - why the hell would you give up an "amazing" job just to be near the nest you're supposed to grow up and leave? Why do so many people fear independence? Seriously - unless you're caring for someone at home, start your own life doing something you love in a place that makes you happy. That's what your family raised you to do....or should've.
It must be this. Why else? I moved to care for a family member, but found a comparable job to the one I left. The sad part was leaving friends and a sophisticated city culture to live in ThugCentral. For family we do things, but taking a job that drastically underscores your work potential is either plain moronic or a personal crisis a la 'American Beauty'.
Unless someone in your family for whom you care very much needed help and you were the only one available to help them, I really can't understand why you did this. C'mon, you're 26 - isn't it time you cut the umbilical cord? You made the decision to leave your job while being fully aware of the economical problems the entire world is facing..... Stop complaining and take responsibility for your own actions
Was your old "amazing" job sticking your fingers in a LIVE turkey's ass?
#30 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:23am by FerrariCake
Double ass penetration? Nonono.. triple.. quadruple.. ass penetration..
It's a mouthful of awesome!
#31 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:36am by Yooh_Plus_Meh
YDI. it was your choice all the way. I would not leave a good job to be close to my family, if you hate your job you are probably gonna be a bitchy person most of them time. especially in this economy, i think it will be funny when you get laid off/fired cause they don't need the extra help anymore.
#33 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:42am by KarasuFyre
In this economy...sheesh you are lucky just to have a job even if it means violating animals. How sad is that?!
its good to be around family but dont forget they wont support you forever
you have to make sure you have a job that matches your current job or exceeds it
before you make a decision like thsi
its good to be around family but dont forget they wont support you forever
you have to make sure you have a job that matches your current job or exceeds it
before you make a decision like thsi
The worst part is that it gives you a raging erection every four seconds!
When do you think you'll get promoted to fingering live turkeys?
Nothing better than being close to family huh?
I'd do the same. I mean getting a job close to my family... not fingering turkeys.
lulz
you did good man
#46 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:18pm by longoria13
I'm confused. Do you mean 15 turkeys per minute, or 15 dollars per minute? If it's the first, then you shouldn't have taken the job, if it's the second, you're making $900 an hour!
Today, my sister got electrocuted, then had her neck cut open. I saw her bleed to death, then a guy came and stuck his finger up her ass, sliced open her stomach, and pulled out her guts. I'm 120 turkeys behind her. My turn to die is in a few minutes. FML
Sorry, but YDI. You chose to leave a good job to move back to your family. Unfortunately for you, that means you have to take the jobs you can get in the area you're in. In your case, it's sticking your finger in turkey ass. Enjoy your new job, hope that your family is worth it.
#50 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:56pm by TheTruth1428
Why the hell would you quit a good job to be near your family? Really? You did that? YDI.
#55 - On 11/07/2009 at 7:37pm by FoundManyLemons
That's gonna look sweet on your resume. Don't be sad though, it's just turkeys now but soon you can more up to larger animals.
#57 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:44pm by I_am_stupid_also
fuck the turkeys life
poor babies :( douchebags eating them every thanksgiving-- they have feelings you know. millions of tukeys killed every thanksgiving.
id say fuck the turkeys life.
#63 - On 11/08/2009 at 12:31am by latkematzoball
better your finger than something else up those turkeys' ass.
better to be a turkey plucker than a turkey............
I like how everyone automatically assumes family equals mommy and daddy, when it is possible family is actually a wife and possible children - perhaps the OP traveled more often then not for a living? Or he had to move for the job while wifey couldn't? Etc etc who knows.
Can't really say if this is a ydi or fyl without knowing the who and why of it.
#67 - On 11/08/2009 at 3:56am by BLNovelist
Some quick calculations tell me 15 a minute is bull. That's one every 4 seconds. And that's 7200 a day on a 8 hour shift. 7200 dead turkeys would fill up a 3 or 4 semi trucks.
#68 - On 11/08/2009 at 1:54pm by monkey314159
obviously they mean 15 turkeys per minute, not dollars.
#72 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:47pm by islandsummer
Ugh, that sucks. I live on a ranch, so until I graduate high school and get my ass to college, I have to help gut chickens, turkeys, etc. It's nasty.
But why do you stick your fingers UP its ass??? Last I checked, that's not how you do it.
#74 - On 11/09/2009 at 6:37pm by ScaryyMary
If you left the stellar job because you missed your family, well then yes, that sorta sucks but you made the decision to do it. But if you had to come back home to care for a sick or ailing family member, then I sorta feel for you.
And I love how no one considers that maybe the OP was forced to take this particular job because it's their family business.
