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Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML
Tell all the girls he's a bedwetter. Your hand will be fixed much sooner than his ability to date.
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