Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML

by imsad / 11/06/2009 at 5:26pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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  • Your brother is a big douche.

    #1 - On 11/06/2009 at 7:49pm by Rhaegar

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  • Tell all the girls he's a bedwetter. Your hand will be fixed much sooner than his ability to date.

    #5 - On 11/06/2009 at 7:52pm by perdix

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