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Today, I saw my grandmother. All of my cousins and I went to say "hi" to her, one by one. When I got up to her and said, "Hi grandma!", she said in Chinese, "I don't remember this one." FML

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On 11/06/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by ForgottenKid (man) - United States (California)

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Awww, don't take offense to it. Her memory's just slipping.
It would've been worse if she suddenly remembered and said "Oh, yeah--- the mistake."

#3 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:18am by MermaidSongXOXO

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Sounds similar to when my great aunt was introducing us four kids... she was like, "This one's Matt, this one's Angelica, this one's Kyle..." then she points to me and says, "and that's... oh, whatever her name is." It definitely sucks.

#18 - On 11/06/2009 at 8:22am by Jadian

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