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Today, I was doing my paper route. I throw the papers onto people's driveways while sitting on the back of my dad's truck. To be funny my dad decided to suddenly speed up, causing me to fall off the back of the truck, face first onto the road. He didn't realize I fell off and kept driving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30800) - you deserved it (3773)

On 11/05/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by Xero_316 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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I hope nothing is broken. That had to hurt like a mother fucker.

#2 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:22pm by Suekoff16

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... what are you doing in the back of his truck? That must cost more than you earn - do what everybody else does, and get a sodding bike.

#5 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:24pm by pawl

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