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Today, I was doing my paper route. I throw the papers onto people's driveways while sitting on the back of my dad's truck. To be funny my dad decided to suddenly speed up, causing me to fall off the back of the truck, face first onto the road. He didn't realize I fell off and kept driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks (22884) - you deserved it (2693)

On 11/05/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by Xero_316 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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