I agree, your life sucks (20087) - you totally deserved it (2387)
On 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
(0)Well.. Atleast your car has awesome new shades of brown:)
#61 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:30pm by Alexandrianz
(+1)To the hobos:
THAT'S WHAT McDONALD'S AND THE ABUNDANT OTHER PUBLIC STORES ARE FOR!!!
Geesh, haven't these bums EVER heard of a "PUBLIC RESTROOM?"
#68 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:29pm by egaonogenki
(0)I know right? There can't possibly be bad homeless people. Homeless people are just misunderstood victims of the capitalist system. All homeless people are good proletarians and all businessmen are members of the bourgeoisie and should therefore be eradicated. Vive le revolution! OP, you are probably a merciless bourgeoisie so YDI.
#40 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:13pm by sadistmonkey
(0)dude. he was taking a shit in public. that's not cool, homeless or not. there are definitely public restrooms to take shits in.
#57 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:10pm by asafetybuzz
(0)Kiddo, you ought to try and get out of NYC sometime. You have gotten too used to people pissing and shitting on your sidewalks.
(0)"You are probably a merciless bourgeois so YDI", not bourgeoisie. Bourgeoisie is a concept not a person.
And also: "Vive LA revolution"
Check google, wordreference or reverso before posting if you want to use foreign concepts :p
(+1)I was being sarcastic anyway so I figured I wouldn't even check for whether it was correct or not.
#98 - On 11/06/2009 at 12:41pm by sadistmonkey
(0)That was a bad move indeed. Shame on you for making assumptions like that!
Anyway, how did the hobo chase him if he was busy pooing? With his pants down I assume, but still.....
(+2)Uh..well.. um....wow...
I'm at a loss... FYL
Some hobos are so territorial about their bathrooms.
#5 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:29pm by MermaidSongXOXO
(0)This is why you have a cell phone you can call the cops with.
#12 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:39pm by flgirlwguitar
(-1)He probably added value to that piece of shit car you have
#14 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:40pm by donkey_hang_down
(0)Fucking Hobos.
I saw one pissing in the grass in front of everyone.....
Get your own damn bathroom stupid hobos.
#19 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:56pm by scateice
(+2)Give the man a dollar to wipe with.
And I mean a dollar bill. Giving him three quarters, four nickels and five pennies would be cruel.
(+2)For some reason, I imagined the "GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM!" line being yelled by Arnold Schwarzenegger. And for that sole reason, this is favourited because it made it so much funnier.
(0)Oh god, oh god, oh god!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!! Why o why did I have to be so curious!?!?
#81 - On 11/06/2009 at 1:16am by nokillnobeepbeep
(0)LMFAO @ Perdix, bwahaha! The comments are the only reason I come to this site anymore. ;)
#26 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:20pm by Bloodknight
(0)Wow I love how someone said it was just another way for someone to bash on homeless people. Well sorry to break it to you but at least that homeless person was an ass hole. Just because your homeless doesn't mean you can poop wherever you want. There are these things called public restrooms and YES they are allowed to use them. Even if they couldn't they could have been nice enough not to crap next to someones car that is just nasty. I think some homeless people are just jerks. They think that because their homeless that everyone should pitty them and let them do whatever they want.
Well sorry but I don't give them money because the times I have they used it on boos and cigarettes. Then the time I gave a homeless dude food and a blanket he got pissed off at me for not giving him money so I don't help them. If they were truely homeless and not just looking for money they would appreciate the food and blanket.
#28 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:40pm by navygirl8909
(-1)No why? I can go further if you want. I was just giving a reason why you shouldn't pitty homeless.
#32 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:55pm by navygirl8909
(0)lol, i know right?
Hobos are crazy shits.
They buy booze when they say they need food
if you gave them a big mac they would say theyre a vegatarian haha
#34 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:56pm by scateice
(-1)I know it's crazy! I don't understand why you would buy boos and cigarettes with money someone gave you when your homeless! Also I don't understand why they complain when you give them food, if your homeless isn't free food a good thing?
#39 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:08pm by navygirl8909
(-2)Not all but most and I'm not going to waste my time trying to figure out which ones are bad and which aren't. I guess the bad one's ruin it for the good ones. Sucks to be them.
Glad I'm not homless and never will be! Yay!
#65 - On 11/05/2009 at 9:50pm by navygirl8909
(+1)I will stomp a hobo's, a politician's, a neighbor's, a pastor's, your's, or my dead mother's ass if I ever catch someone taking a dump or a leak next to, much less on (including splatter), my house and/or car.
(-1)Oh EXCUSE me for not spelling BOOZE correctly! I must be the biggest idiot around! Wow I can believe you are correcting me on something that doesn't matter. Is the world really going to end if I spell something wrong? Idiot!
#82 - On 11/06/2009 at 1:27am by navygirl8909
(+1)navygirl, you need to chill. they were only correcting you, no big deal. will the world end if someone corrects your spelling error? apparently so, judging by your reaction. they never said anything about you being an idiot, so it is quite unnecessary to call someone else an idiot when they really meant you no harm.
#85 - On 11/06/2009 at 5:15am by asafetybuzz
(0)This (to Jeff)..navy girl has serious issues for being angry and judging people immediately because they don't have a place to live....i have a feeling that karma's a bitch :)
#101 - On 11/06/2009 at 4:05pm by mastapeace16
(0)relax. Is the world going to end if someone gets upset for being corrected? It's not his fault he's an idiot.
#104 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:36pm by GodsOfWrath
(+1)I hate the today I learned ones EVERYONE DOES THESE it's so unoriginal it makes me wanna kill myself it doesn't even sound right for this FML just tell the story
#31 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:48pm by ItsJasonSecret
(0)oh man, bet you're glad that they don't arm the homeless... that'd suck for you, because he is obviously deranged... if it's true
(0)Ahahaha have you gotten any personal imput from an 'Urban Outdoorsman'?
#45 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:23pm by Aha09
(-1)#28, your an asshole. let someone state their opinion without your mindless input. Jesus.
#38 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:07pm by hXcsoccerplaya
(0)I thought that was cleared up, like, 2 weeks ago.....
#56 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:06pm by MermaidSongXOXO
(0)Why did you go up to him if you knew he was doing poo? Sorry, but that's just stupid.
This would be the homeless man's FML:
Today, a fellow hobo watched me as I pooed. FML
that homeless dude is stupid. why would you take a shit/pee next to someones car? yeah I know he doesn't have a home but WTF no one wants to see anyone doing that! couldn't he just go to a store where you can use a rest room.
#47 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:25pm by blackberry1993
(0)Hello? You TOTALLY should leave hobos alone when they poop by your car. Where else would they?! :P
#52 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:52pm by cheetahboo2010
(0)I hate these today I learned ones there not even funny
#58 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:11pm by ElNegroHombre
(0)Pfft. You shouldn't have walked into his bathroom while he was taking a shit. Not cool, man.
#59 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:16pm by TheOtherNewest1
(0)The way you worded this makes it sound like the car was the one taking a shit, not the hobo.
#60 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:18pm by Avenging_Angel
(0)Hehe, this is what I thought. Awkward wording, OP.
#76 - On 11/05/2009 at 11:13pm by fifteensmiles
(0)That'd make this FML confusing lmao
"If you walk up to a bum pooping by your car, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML"
"Wait, who's Bum is pooping o_O'"
(0)did he beat you up or something? why do you say the hard way? I would have gotten in whatever side he wasn't near and started up the car, slammed him in the ass with the door and taken off! ha ha :)
(0)HAHAHA! xD One time, my friends and I were passing a hobo by a grocery store and he walked up to my friend and me, and got in our face and said, "Where am I question mark?" We laughed so hard we almost peed ourselves.
#83 - On 11/06/2009 at 1:58am by JessiGoose
(0)I would have punched him in the face..then spit on him...
#90 - On 11/06/2009 at 8:43am by bsias4ever
(0)Today, I learned the hard way that people must sit around all day coming up with fake FML's just to post. This one is not even partially funny, and extremely fakeee.
(0)YDI for letting him chase you off. You should've chased him off. Step one, grow a spine. Step two, kick his ass the next time you catch him.
#93 - On 11/06/2009 at 9:56am by blastvortex
(0)This is just... eww... lol... Whether its true or not... it's funny... Throw the word hobo or midget in a sentence, and it's instantly hillarious. Well done :)
(+1)I'd hate being homeless. comin nowhere after a long day...i'd poop on whatever cuz I wouldn't give a f. today, I'm still fuckin homeless. FML
#100 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:52pm by mastapeace16
(0)this is hilarious... picture it pants around the ankels running after you hahaha newspaper in the other hand hahaha
