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Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25458) - you deserved it (3308)

On 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Uh..well.. um....wow...
I'm at a loss... FYL
Some hobos are so territorial about their bathrooms.

#5 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:29pm by MermaidSongXOXO

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Give the man a dollar to wipe with.

And I mean a dollar bill. Giving him three quarters, four nickels and five pennies would be cruel.

#21 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:06pm by perdix

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