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Today, the 9th grade dean called me into his office to talk. He asked me if I was new because it seemed like I was having trouble making friends. I've been going to the same school, with the same people, since kindergarten. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35069) - you deserved it (2286)

On 02/17/2009 at 4:53pm - misc - by lene (woman) - United States (New York)

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aw the same thing happened to me! a girl in my school thought i was a new kid (we went to different middle schools but in the same town) i told her i was there my whole life, and she asked me why i didnt have any friends.. :( i dont hang out with her anymore...

#2 - On 02/17/2009 at 7:20pm by Idyedmyhairblack

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Yeah, that sounds just like something that would've happened to me... I sympathize.

#1 - On 02/17/2009 at 7:04pm by -.-

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