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Today, the 9th grade dean called me into his office to talk. He asked me if I was new because it seemed like I was having trouble making friends. I've been going to the same school, with the same people, since kindergarten. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33331) - you deserved it (2135)

On 02/17/2009 at 4:53pm - misc - by lene (woman) - United States (New York)

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