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Today, I got home to find my mom sitting in the kitchen reading the mail. I saw an empty bottle of Absolut peach vodka on the counter. Surprised, I picked it up and said " wow, who drinks this?". Her reply was "Why don't you tell me, i found it in your room." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10026) - you deserved it (56158)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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Dumbass. Even forth graders know that you get rid of empty bottles ASAP. Even if you have to throw them out of your window, you can still claim some idiot littered on your lawn.

But Peach Vodka?? Dude. that's weak. Get some better taste in booze and then try again.

Either that or start smoking pot.. no empty bottles to hide then.

#7 - On 03/26/2009 at 7:31am by Jimboom

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Wow... hiding liquor in your parent's house...

Then again, when my dad was helping me move out of my apartment after my junior year of college, he found an empty bottle of Kaluha. He just looked at it, and said "You're lucky your mother isn't here" and then threw it away.

#13 - On 03/26/2009 at 9:17am by wink568

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