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Today, I got home to find my mom sitting in the kitchen reading the mail. I saw an empty bottle of Absolut peach vodka on the counter. Surprised, I picked it up and said " wow, who drinks this?". Her reply was "Why don't you tell me, i found it in your room." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9228) - you deserved it (53038)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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