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Today, I got stopped at the bank by security for carrying a weapon and threatened to call the police. I had to prove my “metal stick” was not a weapon. I am partially paralyzed in one of my feet and have to walk with a cane. FML

I agree, your life sucks (21334) - you totally deserved it (738)

On 11/03/2009 at 2:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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third!
this isnt so bad but still stinks lol

#1 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:05pm by firebird94

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#14 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:38pm by hey0

What dipshit security guard can't recognise a cane?

#2 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:06pm by SaintJimmy

Fail -.-

#4 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:10pm by scateice

?

#6 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:15pm by SaintJimmy

What fails?

#17 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:01pm by SaintJimmy

4th!

#3 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:09pm by scateice

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how is this an FML? so you had to talk to security boohoo. get a more cane-like cane

#5 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:13pm by Anonanimal

I agree there, but more importantly you should sue 'them.

#51 - On 11/04/2009 at 5:19am by White667

Are you Dr. Gregory House?

#7 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:21pm by allmidnighteyes

House would come up with a better FML.

#8 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:23pm by wakawakawaka

True

#10 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:25pm by allmidnighteyes

house would be able to write a FML that insults anybody who reads it and makes him look cooler than anyone

#13 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:38pm by BB7

#13 said the truth. That post is all you need to read. And poor you not-house-but-the-original-poster.

#16 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:54pm by Sakke

Did you pull a "Bruce Lee" on their ass?

#9 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:24pm by Skull_300

i saw that. now its on here! wow

#12 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:33pm by rodents1000

They do make canes here that can shoot a bullet. A metal cane would raise an eyebrow here in Texas. You should use a nice harmless-looking wooden cane to get around. . . and then bludgeon the security guard when he's not looking. Just for giving you shit.

#15 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:47pm by perdix

Just with you, differential anybody?
-scribles on the wall-

- Paranoia
- Delusions

#18 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:02pm by Gwyndion

Umm Ok THIS IS a lawsuit!!!
Het er done .. lol

#21 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:13pm by Cristaderzi

write a letter to corporate expressing how unhappy you are with their security staffs harassment of you regarding your disability.

#22 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:37pm by Lehk

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#23 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:06pm by sydefx

i dont know if this is actually true...but if it is then it still isnt really fml worthy. i mean it sucks....but not a big deal..sorry.. :(

#24 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:07pm by okayidontcare96

Dr House's thigh muscles are paralyzed not his foot.....just saying.

#25 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:12pm by skyeyez9

House is gay.

#26 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:29pm by sydefx

The guy probably looked young so they thought he carried the cane was a weapon.

#27 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:37pm by jonny2x4

You FAIL at life sydefx

#28 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:50pm by LikeOhMahGoose

Blow me.

#29 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:58pm by sydefx

Sounds pretty gay coming from a homophobe.... lol phail.

#61 - On 11/04/2009 at 3:09pm by SumGai

I smell a lawsuit.

#30 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:13pm by Smilyface

Sucks. People don't really expect young people to be carrying around canes so I can understand the suspicion, but no need for hassling!

#31 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:36pm by anjyu22

sue their a$$..and for everyone who thinks its normal ur lives must suck

#32 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:53pm by MylifeROXX

DUDE YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE USE THAT LINE TO ROB BANKS? THEY JUST HAD TO MAKE SURE. CHILL

#33 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:07pm by myepic_fail

you assholes that think lawsuits are the answer to everything are turning the planet into a shit hole.

#34 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:17pm by saculmot

@21 How is this a lawsuit?

OP- Talk to the manager and have them put a note on your account.. and if they give you a hard time find a new bank.

#35 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:27pm by CMarie

If you have a valid Concealed Weapon Permit it is perfectly legal to carry a weapon into a bank. I suspect there is more to this story than what you've written, because a bank's security guard would not hassle you for simply having a weapon. Brandishing it yes, threatening with it yes, but simply having it no.

http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/administration/crime_records/chl/tchlaws0102.pdf

Q: Where can I not take my handgun?
A: Handguns and other weapons can not be carried at schools or on
school buses, at polling places, in courts and court offices, at racetracks
and at secured airport areas. The law also specifically prohibits
handguns from businesses where alcohol is sold if more than half of
their revenue is from the sale of alcohol for on-premises consumption,
and from locations where high school, college or professional sporting
events are taking place. You may not carry handguns in hospitals or
nursing homes, amusement parks, places of worship or at government
meetings if signs are posted prohibiting them. Businesses also may
post signs prohibiting handguns on their premises based on criminal
trespass laws.

(Notice banks are not mentioned.)

#36 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:45pm by ak2103

You do realize that you are quoting either a federal law or a state specific law? Try using that defense in Illinois. States still have the individual right to ban concealed weapons pretty much wherever they want, or everywhere.

#48 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:02am by MaddogTotten

The original poster claimed to be in Texas; I quoted Texas law.

#54 - On 11/04/2009 at 7:52am by ak2103

It was perdix that claimed Texas, but your point makes mores sense to me know.

It IS pretty much a free for all there


"but your honor, he looked at me cross ways".

#58 - On 11/04/2009 at 10:29am by MaddogTotten

Why did some of you pick "YDI" are you people retarded?

#37 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:09pm by stoobo

stop crying

#38 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:31pm by sydefx

get a bloody wheelchair

#39 - On 11/04/2009 at 12:00am by nyuu1234

@ak2103

The bank would fall under the "Businesses also may..." part.

#40 - On 11/04/2009 at 12:12am by Ninjaface

Only if it's posted so... I've yet to see a bank that was.

#43 - On 11/04/2009 at 12:33am by ak2103

Cane-Fu. It's real.

#41 - On 11/04/2009 at 12:18am by Ninjaface

That's fucked up!

#42 - On 11/04/2009 at 12:21am by michaelcarell

How the hell do you not recognize a cane? I mean seriously. Even more so, how do you not recognize a person who needs a cane? If your foot is paralyzed then you will definalty have a some sort of limp going on

#44 - On 11/04/2009 at 12:36am by alwaysalady

only in Texas haha

#45 - On 11/04/2009 at 1:33am by chickenfeetyum

Apparently, intelligence wasn't a prerequisite for the job. It's just a simple misunderstanding though. They didn't sick the PD on you before you could explain it, they only threatened to do so. FML material this is not. Having a disability sucks though.

#46 - On 11/04/2009 at 1:40am by blastvortex

Wopz. My bad. I used a comma instead of a semicolon. FML must be getting to me....

#47 - On 11/04/2009 at 1:44am by blastvortex

When robbing a bank, how exactly would it be beneficial to have your weapon concealed? Once you are inside if no one knows you have something it really isn't going to help you accomplish your goals.

To quote Dr. Strangelove "Why would you have a doomsday device and not tell anyone?"

#49 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:06am by MaddogTotten

Not totally FML but been partly disabled myself I can see how much is sucks, and with all the other ppl around looking and whispering, its really sucks :(
You should let him call the cops, and then he'd have to say sorry for harrasing you, infront of all those people, and even get a slap on the hand from the bank ;)

#50 - On 11/04/2009 at 5:07am by nexiva

People with canes being treated as robbers (or terrorists) and a bunch of asshats instinctively reacting by yelling lawsuit. Man, I love seeing these stories from Yankeeland - "only in America"! Hahahaha!

#52 - On 11/04/2009 at 7:22am by Jotne

edit: replied to the wrong spot

#53 - On 11/04/2009 at 7:50am by ak2103

rent a cop bull****.

#55 - On 11/04/2009 at 9:55am by netbeui435

YDI!!
The handicapped, or whatever P.C. soft-wipe term they prefer this week, always cry, 'We want to be treated like everyone else'. But when it happens, it's all, 'Oh poor, poor me, can't you see I'm different. How dare you treat me like THIS.'
Congrats, dude, your life is average!!! Security is high everywhere. It's a pain for all of us. You got stopped, and it sounds like you didn't cooperate... that's why YDI.

#56 - On 11/04/2009 at 10:06am by kukopia

How unpleasant for you.

#57 - On 11/04/2009 at 10:09am by ginwl

You Deserved It, Asse Hole

#59 - On 11/04/2009 at 1:24pm by VitamiX

Now comes the real fun:
law suit!!! :) yipeee!

#60 - On 11/04/2009 at 1:52pm by luvrainxoxo

Aaaaaannnnd that's why the security guard IS a security guard. Clearly he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. If this happened to me, I would withdraw all my money and shut down the account so I could transfer to a bank that didn't have dipshits for employees.

#62 - On 11/04/2009 at 4:30pm by Shmoopie4

And yeah, just avoid the lawsuit stuff--it's a waste of time, and I don't think the bank really owes you any compensation in this case. Just stop doing business with them altogether.

#63 - On 11/04/2009 at 4:34pm by Shmoopie4

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