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Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39730) - you deserved it (3779)

On 11/03/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by doglover (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Comedy gold!

Still, FYL ...

#1 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:04pm by BenignScientists

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Aww, and your doggy didn't even get its treat. :(

#17 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:29pm by Turnip_Girl

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