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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago "told her that I was cheating on her," telepathically. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34045) - you deserved it (2531)

On 10/30/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by iGotSkill (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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Well at least you found out now, before she started listening to stock tips from beyond and losing your 401k.

#1 - On 10/31/2009 at 3:14am by RyeBreadBoy

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I gotta know... were you?

#13 - On 10/31/2009 at 4:00am by anjyu22

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