Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago "told her that I was cheating on her," telepathically. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21764) - you totally deserved it (1258)
On 10/30/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by iGotSkill (man) - Canada (Quebec)
Well at least you found out now, before she started listening to stock tips from beyond and losing your 401k.
#1 - On 10/31/2009 at 3:14am by RyeBreadBoy
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damn, i mean her mom did just pass away i think you have to try and be considerate, i think the best thing for you to do is do everything in your power to convince her otherwise. Do little sweet things that maybe you've stopped doing or coordinate a little surprise for her... maybe in her head she's really just not feeling appreciated and the loss of her mom probably didn't help matters, but right now it sounds like she's gonna need support so at least don't blow up in her face.
#9 - On 10/31/2009 at 3:37am by suaveneanderthal
damn, was way too drunk last night to be reading fml's correctly. sorry i didn't catch that her mom's been dead awhile.
#50 - On 10/31/2009 at 12:01pm by suaveneanderthal
Way to go. Giving worldly advice when on the sauce.
That's what I do every time I get drunk- go on FML and give advice.
Kudos, though. For being drunk, you had extremely good spelling.
When I'm drunk, I usually can't work a keyboard.
Or cell phone.
Or legs.
Unless that and being psychic is a turn on for the OP, he should be glad he's out haha
#49 - On 10/31/2009 at 11:58am by Sun_Kissed18
Were you cheating, OP? We're missing an important piece here.
#36 - On 10/31/2009 at 10:06am by BeeSkwaird
Like the song goes....I gotta feelin somebody's watchin meeee! In your case, this applies.
#5 - On 10/31/2009 at 3:23am by D3M0N4N93l
Did you really think that anything good would come of cheating on your witch girlfriend telepathically? You'll be much better off if from now on you leave those kinds of antics to B-list fantasy soap operas.
he meant that HER mom was communicating with HER telepathically you moron
#8 - On 10/31/2009 at 3:36am by pandalover69
PLEASE start thinking before you post stuff on a forum. This post is clearly ironical, meaning that what he says is a humorus comment, "dissing" the girl.
you are so lucky it ended. Count your blessings and move on
#10 - On 10/31/2009 at 3:43am by farflungfloyd
God dammit. So ive got ghosts making sure I don't cheat and jesus watches me on the toilet. All I want is to masturbate in peace.
Look at the bright side, you're likely not going to make crazy babies with her. Save that sperm for a woman who still has her sanity ;D.
#16 - On 10/31/2009 at 4:34am by Darth_Taco
You were cheating on her, with her moms sex deprived ghost. Admit it!
And in the off chance that you weren't cheating on her with the previously mentioned, ghost wench. I don't see the big deal.... "Today my batshit insane gf dumped me.FML". It's not a big loss bro....
#17 - On 10/31/2009 at 4:35am by The_Advice_Guy
clearly she was cheating on you or she realized you weren't worth much, so she made up a bullshit excuse to get away from you and hopefully keep you away. call her an irrational cunt and move on.
#19 - On 10/31/2009 at 4:45am by Subjectzero
If she actually believes that stuff, you're probably better off without her anyway.
#20 - On 10/31/2009 at 5:03am by Dragonmouth
i think a saw this 1 b4!
and u guys saying its weird that she is still funky about her mom dying need to relize that the girl is tramatized!!
i lost my uncle when i was 5 and i am still shook up about it and sometimes i still cry about it.
the breaking up part tho thats rough i would do small gestures no too outragious but cute things to show her what a great guy u are
open the door for her smile as often as possible and act a little more like a gentleman when she is around.
show her what she is missing. she might just come back
best of luck!
#23 - On 10/31/2009 at 5:37am by beachgirl199661
The traumatising loss of an uncle clearly left a permanent impairment on your literacy and ability to complete sentences and words.
#32 - On 10/31/2009 at 8:28am by SaintJimmy
The Beatles could communicate with their band manager after he died. But then again, everyone but Ringo did LSD. Check your girlfriend's pupils.
#31 - On 10/31/2009 at 8:26am by SaintJimmy
Mmm'kay. What a freaky chick... and you still wanted her anyway? Well, I suppose if it suits you... in which case, you can make your own boat. ㄟ㋛ㄏ YDI.
#34 - On 10/31/2009 at 9:37am by blastvortex
The important thing here is if you were really cheating because if you were maybe she just made that bullshit up about her mom and she actually has seen you multiple times cheating
#39 - On 10/31/2009 at 10:39am by bullshitdetector
Oh, come on. At least tell us if you were or not. If you weren't, FYL. If you were... maybe it wasn't her dead mom telling her, but someone who she wanted to cover for.
The whole FML hinges on this one question :O Is the girl crazy or not?
EDIT: Unless her dead mom did give you away. You should be piiiised.
#53 - On 10/31/2009 at 1:38pm by BritishHobo
My dead father and I laughed so hard at this FML. It was so funny that I had to summon my dead grandmother so she could get a load of this hilarity!
If i were you, I would be throwing a party because you just dodged a bullet full of crazy!
#60 - On 10/31/2009 at 3:07pm by mizanonymous
Well.
on the bright side
Now you arent dating a crazy bitch?
#67 - On 10/31/2009 at 8:10pm by darkshadow
good thing you got out of the crazy house. you dont want a crazy chick! haha. or maybe she's crazy fun... hehe
#68 - On 10/31/2009 at 9:15pm by luke_dawg2
Ask her Mom to tell me the winning lottery numbers. k, thanks.
#69 - On 11/01/2009 at 12:23am by 110879
at least it was only an idiot that broke up with you
#71 - On 11/01/2009 at 11:56am by Gandalf_Baggins
Not an FML. The wench is crazy. This is a good thing. Be thankful it happened sooner rather than later after she really messed something up or embarrassed you.
#75 - On 11/05/2009 at 9:18pm by MrdeBlaque
Her mom can't talk, she was cheating on her dead husband with my dead grandad! I wouldn't of minded but my dead grandma came and woke me up for a chat cos they were keeping her up, it's ok now though, i killed our gardener and now hes teaching her to "dance", horrible thought but at least she happy and outa my hair.
Then my cat and dog killed eachother and now they chase eachoter round the house all night, it wouldnt be to bad but my tables psychic too and they keep bumping it on the way past every five mins, eventualy it knocked of my fish tank so now bubbles is floating around too! FML
