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Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6459) - you deserved it (35859)

On 10/30/2009 at 9:19am - misc - by Coach (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Im confused, if you was meant to be on your way to work at that time then why was your alarm set for a later time?

#4 - On 10/30/2009 at 2:08pm by lmaoatyourlife

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Today, I lied to my boss and he found out. FML

...... wow......... YDI

#10 - On 10/30/2009 at 2:34pm by Ellowise

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