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Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28687) - you deserved it (1404)

On 10/30/2009 at 4:06am - misc - by legotron (woman) - United States (California)

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