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Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34319) - you deserved it (1973)

On 10/30/2009 at 4:06am - misc - by legotron (woman) - United States (California)

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I hope you called the police.

#2 - On 10/30/2009 at 10:44am by Jewelofagal

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Hunt her down and stalk her, when you burn her house down with her sleeping in it, tell her "watch where you're sleeping"...
She is a whore

#5 - On 10/30/2009 at 11:00am by donkey_hang_down

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