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Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Hunt her down and stalk her, when you burn her house down with her sleeping in it, tell her "watch where you're sleeping"...
She is a whore
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 30 January 2015