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Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26746) - you deserved it (15204)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

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