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Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
First post I've read today that genuinely made me LOL. I can so totally picture myself doing that. Spiders freak me out.
I do things like that all the time.
At night, I often feel something touch my foot and kick really hard...only to realize it's my other foot.
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