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Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

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First post I've read today that genuinely made me LOL. I can so totally picture myself doing that. Spiders freak me out.

#2 - On 02/11/2009 at 2:06pm by deadangel

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I do things like that all the time.

At night, I often feel something touch my foot and kick really hard...only to realize it's my other foot.

#19 - On 03/17/2009 at 11:10pm by TheVerne

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