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Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4045) - you deserved it (47041)

On 10/29/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Since when does talking on a cellphone look cool? YDI!

#3 - On 10/29/2009 at 8:37pm by bittersweets

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Nothing turns on guys more than a girl that knows how to talk into a cell phone...

#9 - On 10/29/2009 at 8:39pm by arcades_fire

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