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Today, we finally got our first electricity bill for our new flat. I was shocked to see that we had used £60 worth of electricity in 6 weeks. Then I noticed that it was only an estimate, and that we could read the meter ourselves to correct the amount. We now have to pay nearly £400. FML


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On 10/28/2009 at 10:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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What the fuck? Really do you need that many lights for the obvious pot farm in your flat.

#3 - On 10/28/2009 at 2:30pm by jackkerouc9

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Shocked at your electric bill? Good one!

I'm guessing the meter reader was an idiot, but they gave you a penalty for illegally reading your own?

#2 - On 10/28/2009 at 2:25pm by perdix

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