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Today, I took my car through the car wash. I got bored, so turned the radio on, forgetting that the aerial/antenna on the car is automatic. My car aerial is now bent at a 90 degree angle and about to fall off. The radio is half white noise, half stuff that may or may not be free jazz jam sessions. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6700) - you deserved it (30305)

On 10/28/2009 at 6:14am - misc - by ohsnap (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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Get it fixed or get an iPod.

I should charge for such insightful advice.

Today, I gave away valuable. brilliant advice for free. I'm broke. FML.

#3 - On 10/28/2009 at 11:11am by perdix

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"Half stuff that may or may nto be free jazz sessions." Brilliant! XD

Kind of makes up how dumb what you did earlier was, haha. Unlucky.

#1 - On 10/28/2009 at 11:08am by Murakami

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