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Today, I took my car through the car wash. I got bored, so turned the radio on, forgetting that the aerial/antenna on the car is automatic. My car aerial is now bent at a 90 degree angle and about to fall off. The radio is half white noise, half stuff that may or may not be free jazz jam sessions. FML


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On 10/28/2009 at 6:14am - misc - by ohsnap (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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Get it fixed or get an iPod.

I should charge for such insightful advice.

Today, I gave away valuable. brilliant advice for free. I'm broke. FML.

#3 - On 10/28/2009 at 11:11am by perdix

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How fucking crippling is your ADD if you can't sit through a *four minute carwash* without getting bored? Most people in that situation just relax, look at the pretty multicolored bubbles, then they're on their merry way. You, on the other hand, apparently start gibbering and twitching, starved for stimulation within a minute.

If you ever have to sit in a waiting room for more than five minutes, you'll probably have a nervous breakdown.

#11 - On 10/28/2009 at 12:52pm by wildlyapathetic

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