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Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML

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On 10/27/2009 at 8:37pm - misc - by Kailey (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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I thought Bellas only existed in books.

#13 - On 10/28/2009 at 6:08am by redbluegreen

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wow. Epic fail. Well I guess it's better than the dude who held up his cat to replay a lion king scene when the ceiling fan was on. How do you fall off of a chair? Was it like a swivel chair? If it had been a regular chair I bet you wouldn't have fallen off.

#17 - On 10/28/2009 at 9:53am by Tigg3r

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