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Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5010) - you deserved it (19330)

On 10/27/2009 at 8:37pm - misc - by Kailey (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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