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Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML


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On 10/27/2009 at 8:37pm - misc - by Kailey (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Is it just me, or would anyone else just put the chair DIRECTLY under the string, instead of somewhere off to the side where you have to reach over to grab it? Common sense, anyone?

#18 - On 10/28/2009 at 10:16am by screwedeitherway

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every thought about using your eyes?!

#8 - On 10/28/2009 at 4:41am by wtfismyfml

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